thefuzzydave:

What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.

thefuzzydave:

What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.



bahtmun:

Quidditch World Cup

#hp

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3


parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled



hippies-like-us:

I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.


awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office




sidewalk-assasin:

had fun in the halloween section of target today.



that was you, my  f r i e n d 
making me  s c a r e d
making me feel like a  b l o o d y   i d i o t

he’s a silver lining, lone ranger riding through an open space