My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
"I’ve always been a big fan of romance, and I think this story kind of captured the idea of meeting somebody and then an unexpected, unintentional night, unfolding in a really pure manner." (x)
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"
Oh, literally my name is “oh” without any of
P. My name is p.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
"I don’t know why you don’t trust your mum’s taste more…"
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song